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Motorbunny Vs.

So many people try to compare us to other machines in the industry, and we've got handy, honest spec comparison charts for all of them:

Motorbunny Original vs Sybian
Motorbunny Original vs Cowgirl
Motorbunny Original vs Motorbunny BUCK

But we know that all purchases are not weighed against direct competition and it's far more interesting to give an honest look at the merits of Motorbunny alongside other similarly priced products, such as...

Table header 0MotorbunnyLawnmower
Price$899
$899
Fun for CouplesYes
No
Vibrates/RotatesYes
Yes
A Little Aggressive at 5 AM 
YesYes
Integrated Wireless Games
Yes
No
Fits Nicely in Closet
Yes
No
A Hit at Parties
Yes
No
G-Spot + Clitoral Stim
Yes
We Hope Not
Makes Yard Tidy
No
Yes
Neighbor Might Borrow
Up To You
Yes
Frightens Pets
Likely
Probably
Table header 0Motorbunny BUCKTayTay Tix
Price$1549
$1600
Fun for CouplesYes
Yes
Wardrobe ChangesYes
Doy
Thrusting Motions
YesYes
Financing Through Klarna
Yes
Apparently
Preprogrammed Routines
Yes
Yes
Involuntary Noises
Moaning
Screaming
Shout and Response
Siri
Yes
Thrilling Nights
Perpetual
One
Flash Photography Allowed
You Do You
No
Can Get Loud
Yes
Yes
Fits in ScrapbookNoYes
Finish ExhaustedYesYes
HatersHateHate
PlayersPlayPlay
Table header 0Motorbunny LINKFantasy League
Price$999
$50-$1000
Enjoy with 11 other peopleWhy not?
Yes
Exciting Sunday actionYes
Yes
Random shouting
YesYes
Staring at phone screen
When playing responsive gamesApparently
Stress
Relieves
Adds
Fulfills fantasy
Yes
Probably not
Beer and nachos during
Weird, but sure
Yes
Towels
For cleanup
For crying
Table header 0Motorbunny BUCKGolf Clubs
Price$1549
$1699.99
Tool for club swingersYes
Yes
Takes 4 hrs to finishNo
Yes
Pay $ every time you use
NoYes
Ambidextrous use
YesNo
Improves golf game
No
Debatable
Improves sex life
Yes
No
Strokes to your game
Adds
Subtracts
Weather contingent
No
Yes
Use in twosomes/foursomes
Yes
Yes