Motorbunny Vs.
So many people try to compare us to other machines in the industry, and we've got handy, honest spec comparison charts for all of them:
Motorbunny Original vs Sybian
Motorbunny Original vs Cowgirl
Motorbunny Original vs Motorbunny BUCK
But we know that all purchases are not weighed against direct competition and it's far more interesting to give an honest look at the merits of Motorbunny alongside other similarly priced products, such as...
| Table header 0 | Motorbunny | Lawnmower |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $899 | $899 |
| Fun for Couples | Yes | No |
| Vibrates/Rotates | Yes | Yes |
| A Little Aggressive at 5 AM | Yes | Yes |
| Integrated Wireless Games | Yes | No |
| Fits Nicely in Closet | Yes | No |
| A Hit at Parties | Yes | No |
| G-Spot + Clitoral Stim | Yes | We Hope Not |
| Makes Yard Tidy | No | Yes |
| Neighbor Might Borrow | Up To You | Yes |
| Frightens Pets | Likely | Probably |
| Table header 0 | Motorbunny BUCK | TayTay Tix |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $1549 | $1600 |
| Fun for Couples | Yes | Yes |
| Wardrobe Changes | Yes | Doy |
| Thrusting Motions | Yes | Yes |
| Financing Through Klarna | Yes | Apparently |
| Preprogrammed Routines | Yes | Yes |
| Involuntary Noises | Moaning | Screaming |
| Shout and Response | Siri | Yes |
| Thrilling Nights | Perpetual | One |
| Flash Photography Allowed | You Do You | No |
| Can Get Loud | Yes | Yes |
| Fits in Scrapbook | No | Yes |
| Finish Exhausted | Yes | Yes |
| Haters | Hate | Hate |
| Players | Play | Play |
| Table header 0 | Motorbunny LINK | Fantasy League |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $999 | $50-$1000 |
| Enjoy with 11 other people | Why not? | Yes |
| Exciting Sunday action | Yes | Yes |
| Random shouting | Yes | Yes |
| Staring at phone screen | When playing responsive games | Apparently |
| Stress | Relieves | Adds |
| Fulfills fantasy | Yes | Probably not |
| Beer and nachos during | Weird, but sure | Yes |
| Towels | For cleanup | For crying |
| Table header 0 | Motorbunny BUCK | Golf Clubs |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $1549 | $1699.99 |
| Tool for club swingers | Yes | Yes |
| Takes 4 hrs to finish | No | Yes |
| Pay $ every time you use | No | Yes |
| Ambidextrous use | Yes | No |
| Improves golf game | No | Debatable |
| Improves sex life | Yes | No |
| Strokes to your game | Adds | Subtracts |
| Weather contingent | No | Yes |
| Use in twosomes/foursomes | Yes | Yes |
