I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have been replaced. No man has ever made me cum as hard as this thing does.
The unpacking process: It takes easily 15 minutes to unpack and another 5 to 10 minutes to set up with Bluetooth link.
Prepare: Wash all toys before use, there will be a light powder coating on them. Use foam flooring, yoga mats, whatever... because it is LOUD. It makes TONS of noise, probably just as much as a vacuum cleaner but deeper sounds. Dampening the noise on a mattress or foam will help a little.
The experience: It took me a few tries to feel fully comfortable with what I was doing - rocking on it, dropping my hips instead of staying tense, finding something to hold onto like my bed or my couch... but wow wow wow...
I seriously deleted my dating profiles. F$%k them all. This is the official male replacement system in my life!